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emmental

—so you’re saying, the dog was basically wearing glow sticks? however did you work that out?!
—emmental, my dear watson.
—pardon?
—you see, whenever i eat it, i get odd dreams.
—so you didn’t deduce it?
—how? there was also this guy called ramanujan; he kept talking a lot about blood.
—can i just write it as ‘elementary’?